Yes, thanks to my old friend Rogerisland, I have a blog.

So who am I? Well, I work with Herr Island and admire him greatly, although I don't find him attractive sexually. Heaven forbid. God, no. Lots of girls do, though. Even some English ones.

Here's why my blog will rock. Although my life isn't overly interesting, I do spend a lot of time being clever on e-mail and MSN Messenger, and it's a shame to waste such rare genius only on the recipients of those messages and mails.

Here's my first thought. Women write better blogs than men. I'm not a woman nor am I gay (I make this point because, three sentences in, I realise I mentioned finding Rogerisland attractive. That was a mistake, I now see.)

So although women, bless 'em do good blogs, I do enough writing to make a good one as well. Also, I'm learning to fly light aircraft and that IS interesting. I'll tell you all about it it some day.

Things happend. I've been forced by an unnamed force to sort of re-use this blog for *other* things, leaving *other* requests from *other* people to give up this blog...well....alone.

Obviously things are very complicated and nobody has time to explain things further.

But then again, explaining things wouldn't help anyway.

Lovely.

Si|mu|lant der; -en, -en : jmd., der eine Krankheit vortäuscht, sich verstellt.