Yes, thanks to my old friend Rogerisland, I have a blog.

So who am I? Well, I work with Herr Island and admire him greatly, although I don't find him attractive sexually. Heaven forbid. God, no. Lots of girls do, though. Even some English ones.

Here's why my blog will rock. Although my life isn't overly interesting, I do spend a lot of time being clever on e-mail and MSN Messenger, and it's a shame to waste such rare genius only on the recipients of those messages and mails.

Here's my first thought. Women write better blogs than men. I'm not a woman nor am I gay (I make this point because, three sentences in, I realise I mentioned finding Rogerisland attractive. That was a mistake, I now see.)

So although women, bless 'em do good blogs, I do enough writing to make a good one as well. Also, I'm learning to fly light aircraft and that IS interesting. I'll tell you all about it it some day.